Home is where the battlements are - Ogre Proverb

Good news. Our story is still on ‘target’.

Oh ‘deer’, I hope Maidd doesn’t regret his decision to attend this party.

We stan a good ‘batty’ daddy.

Zara really is the ‘bomb’.

Poor Maidd. Can’t we have one meal where he isn’t ‘chew’ed out?

Maidd has a ‘jar’ing experience.

So little time, so much studying.

Zara is a real ‘shoe’-in for prettiest courtesan.

I hate to ‘horn’ in on Bremen’s claim to best animal companion, buuuut the ponies are going to replace you.

Acorn jokes are so ‘corn’y, but they really ‘grow’ on you.

Red carnations symbolize deep love, darling - Zara

Cats plus quills equal disaster.

Maidd really needs to stop ‘horsing’ around.

A locked door is simply an invitation to be creative.

It really ‘stinks’ when you’re stabbed with a sword - Maidd

It’s only a secret if one person knows.

Maidd only hopes this day is as a’maze’ing as the last.

The only crying over this spilt milk is the cat in his delight.

Let’s hope there isn’t any ‘inn’stigation on Bremen’s part.